Chris Farley Quotes

"I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it."
"In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king."
"Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story."
"My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome."
"His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career."
"He faces some serious jail time."
"I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause."

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