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Dane Cook
  • "I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorate cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers."
  • "When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, "I guess not""
  • "I love the movies, I don't even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures."
  • "I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that."
  • "If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like "Have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!""


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