"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."

"I must be dreaming."

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

"I don't hold grudges... that is-- if the score is even."

"Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it!"

"Naming a rock band is as difficult as refining a brand new genre. You must let it stew in your head, and then when it's perfectly refined... You let it out!"

"Gimme a guitar, an hour, and a glass of water and I'll come out playin Johnny Cash."

"Always think two games ahead in Chess."

"Why do anything you ain't gotta do?"

"A man who would waste an hour of his life can spit on Darwin for all I care."

"I've noticed the guitar solo from Free Bird is in a lot of movies... But not the entire song-- most movies don't last that long."

"Pick a hand, either hand. One hand holds a grenade, the other, its rip chord."

"Never spit in the wind, unless you're really thirsty."

"A single straw can break a camels back, but a big block of lead can get the job done a lot faster."