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| Version | User | Scope of changes |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 18 2007, 4:21 PM EST (current) | Farore | 13 words added, 12 words deleted |
| Nov 18 2007, 1:49 PM EST | wetpaint | 1 word added, 1 word deleted |
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- I "I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
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- It's "It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.newspaper."
- What "What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.naked."
- You "You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
- Men "Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.freedom."
- Dogs "Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.charge."
- Now "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the washwash."
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