Stephen Colbert Quotes

"Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world!"
"He's the master, ... It's admirable. I watch him with my mouth open and think, 'How does he do it?' If I could only have a scrap of that. If only I could take all filters off my mouth, it would be so great."
"As natural as a gorilla beating his chest."
"Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head."
"In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd."
"I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show."
"They thought it was warping their children's minds. Which it might have been, but it also took a lot of creativity to play it."
"I can't prove it, but I can say it."
"I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie."
"His shadow is dark enough."
"My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'"
"He thinks very highly of himself."
"He would be just as apprehensive as I was, before the first film came out. Really, really, really hoping - excited, obviously - but really, really hoping that they don't blow it."

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