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Nov 19 2007, 8:18 PM EST (current) LC41 1 photo added, 1 photo deleted
Nov 9 2007, 1:08 PM EST svenny 411 words added, 1 photo added

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Stev Martin
  • "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night?"
  • "An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."
  • "Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
  • "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
  • "Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
  • "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
  • "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
  • "Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
  • "I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. "
  • "I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
  • "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
  • "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
  • "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
  • "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
  • ''I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."'
  • "Love is a promise delivered already broken."
  • "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
  • "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
  • "The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready."
  • "There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."
  • "Well, excuuuuuse me!"
  • "What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
  • "When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
  • "You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."